[30 MINUTE CHALLENGE RP REQUEST] Line Plucker

Barmaid: Hey! What are you doing?
Line: W-wow... T-t-that's strange... T-the drink seem to taste b-better n-now...
B: Uh... Someone cleaned that exact spot with a mop half and hour ago. Somepony puked there.
L: .... Uh... W-was it with a lemon s-scented cleaner?
B: Yeah. Why?
L: Y-your liquor tasted better t-that way...
B: Hey! It's not me who buy only cheap stuff. And you're paying for the entire bottle.
L: W-w-what? I-it's all over on the f-f-friggin' floor!
B: Or you want me to make you pay an extra for the lemony flavor?
L: .... I got to go to the... URK!
She headed for the bathroom.
B: Hey! HEY!!! *sigh* Hey!
Waiter: What?
B: Go check on her in case she tries to escape by the bathroom's window.
W: *chuckle* Like she could. We weld them shut.
They heard a bang coming from the bathroom.
L: OPEN DAMN IT!!!
W: See?
L: RAH!!!! HAHA!!! S-SO LONG S-SUCKERS!
B: You said?
W: Nah. We will come back.
B: Huh? What makes you so sure she will?
W: She forgot her friend.
Mare: Uh, actually... She just asked me to pay her drink.
B: Seems that you will pay that one as well.
M: *groan* Damn you, Line! *sigh* Give another glass of Vodka. Not THAT brand.

Lovely work